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Emails from an asshole
This is a collection of e-mails some guy has sent to people who post classified ads. His goal is to mess with them, confuse them, and/or piss them off.

One of the most entertaining sites on the net! Check out this sample:


Original ad:

**** Disguisable weapons wanted ****
Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc…..
Offering: cash, items for barter


From Me to **********@***********.org:

Hey,

I saw your ad looking for concealable/disguised weapons. I have several fine-crafted items you may be interested in. Respond if you are interested and I will send you pictures and prices.

Thanks,

Mike


From Jeff ****** to Me:

I am. lets see what you got.


From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Here you go:

Looks like a normal spoon, right?

Wrong. It is actually a deadly 2.5″ half-smooth, half-serrated knife with tactical grip. One minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off attackers with this deadly and disguised weapon.

I am asking $50 for the blade. Let me know if you want to stop by and take a look at it.

Mike


From Jeff ****** to Me:

that is stupid as hell and looks like crap. unless you have anything better to offer, dont waste my time.


From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

I am sorry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons that I think you will feel differently about.

Mike


From Jeff ****** to Me:

fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can fuck off.


From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Thank you for re-considering. Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think you will love:

At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 18C. You will be able to pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking $900 for the gun/cup combo.

Still thirsty for justice? Try this badass M16A2 disguised as a 24-pack of soda. The box has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included) that you wish to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class III permit.

This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli M3 12 gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The ultra-soft quilted tissues serve as a comfortable grip on the pump-action shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action. Asking $1500 for the weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra $5 per box.

Let me know if you want any of these items.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

youre a fucking dumbass, shitbrained, asswipe, retarded dipshit. you prob walk around with that shit too you dumb mother fucker. I hope you get hit by a car. fuck off, eat shit, and die.

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Training Kids To…

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Style Wars Spoof!

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Pose Talks About Art

Italy’s Mr. Wany

FREEDOM @ MAGIC/SLATE

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Filmed and edited by KC of We Are Supervision.

Processed

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My original plan was to do the entire piece without any fades, instead I wanted to stick to hard edged design elements that tapered of into the background. That plan got tossed out the window once I started my piece. It was so cold that all I wanted to do was stick to what I knew. On top of that the paint cans got so cold that they were spraying with a low pressure spit. This worked really well for misting and fading techniques.

Despite the challenges the weather brought, I had a lot of fun painting this piece. I sort of rushed the first 3/4 of this and spent the rest of the time experimenting until it got dark. We literally painted until our cans stopped working!

The best paint to use on walls in temperatures below 20˚ is Rustoleum. Foreign brands vary in ability but cannot compete in this climate.

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Seter

Taboo

Host 18

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Stae 2

Tenzy Tenz

Jaes

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Grime Coated Kicks

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Dirty Thirty

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HORFE x ROIDS

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Defending his position on the health care crisis. Pushing this whole debate forward!